partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

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figurants:

they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out

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"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness."

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Ed Sheeran & Passenger - No Diggity/Thrift Shop [DOWNLOAD]

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